What parrots can't scream?

[GlassOnion]

Aside from which, Michael tends not to like us yelling "Troll in the dungeon!".

We have history of doing this before too.. don't we

[coral]

you shouldnt carry a pet around with you 24/7 no matter what kind it is they are alive and need to have independence,really your being ridiculous. its going to give the bird anxiety going to all these different places. why dont you get a virtual pet? you dont seem tolerant of the birds you already have. you should look into tomagotchis.. itll be a nice investment for you i think. once you cant tolerate it anymore you can throw it out. my bird is loud and hes a pionus ive read they are supposed to be quiet yes it is annoying but it doesnt damage my ears and hes screamed when hes on my shoulder so i think your being a little ridiculous about how loud these birds are ive held screaming sun conures and guess what my ears are still perfectly fine. dont get a bird you dont have the patience. get a tomagotchi please.

[sayshell]

rofl, all I want is a straight up 100% objective answer to my question... I came here and asked a very straight forward question and didn't get any remotely relevant answers...
Here is what you do...
I ask what colour is a grey parrot?

your answer will be why do you care what colour it is? if your buying a pet because of colour you shouldn't buy a pet...

OR

your answer would be if you are too stupid to know that you shouldn't raise a pet.

Honestly if your 14 I understand, but seriously I bet your like 20 or older.
You can't just answer grey... lol its so funny. I made the questions yes or no and you still answer stupid crap. It really annoys me because if you asked me I would just give an answer.
Forums annoy me this was more useless than a google search. Oh well hate bonds people so have fun hating me.... I will even help reinforce your petty hatred...

SO in the end I decided to buy a cockatoo. After careful research I heard they are very quiet and can hardly scream, and if it turns out to scream even once I will blast it with a hose. (I have a really powerful hose hooked to an air compressor so I could easily blast it 20 feet) Since they cost a lot of money I will be really pissed if its loud. The other trick is a sharp smack to the back of the head. Whenever my sun conure would scream I would whack its head and now it just sits in the corner of the cage nice and quiet. Doesn't bite or scream ever. A little discipline is all they need.

[GlassOnion]

Are you seriously saying your question was never answered? Are you blind? You asked an objective question, and I straight up answered 3 times very relevantly on 3 different posts.

Parrotlets physically cannot scream, parrotlets physically cannot scream.
There goes your "I never had my question answered", out the window, BAM.

Please don't lecture us on maturity when you don't even have your possessive's correct, which is elementary grammar.

You clearly don't like it here, so leave. But don't blame us for trying to be helpful.
I hope that cockatoo rips your nose off one day.

[sayshell]

lol its not going to be biting me once it gets hose blasted. Dude my hose leaves bruises shooting people, it could easily kill a parrot in 1 blast. In fact teh very first thing I do when I buy it is hose blast it just so it knows who is boss. Not full power at first though you gotta work your way up. Trust me, you gotta be careful with the hose I used to have a senegal but it came to a
"watery end" if you know what I mean.

wow you correlate spelling to maturity? thats pretty awesome, so by someone going to university it makes them mature? I bet your the kind of person who gets mad when people mess up their and there. I would bet a million dollars on that in fact.
some of my questions were answered, and some weren't. Most the answers were retarded and irrelevant and they weren't answered until much later AFTER I started bitching about them not being answered.

[CheekyandMalolo]

[GlassOnion]

Nope, my very first response to you answered your question.

Secondly, you don't learn spelling in university, you learn it in grade 2.

[CheekyandMalolo]

Secondly, you don't learn spelling in university, you learn it in grade 2.

If that! More like Prep!

[entrancedbymyGCC]

Guys, stop rising to the bait! Cockatoo + hose = troll.

[zazanomore]

ROTFL!