So I found out why everyone keeps shocking everyone else and the bird...our new couches! I read that all I needed to do was rub dryer sheets or get a product called static gaurd and I would have no more issues with static electricity.
Now obviously, I would never spray anything on the couches with the bird in the apartment, but Emmi does spend a lot of time playing with us on the couch. She never chews it, but does roll around a lot so I'm worried that if I use this product, she could ingest it while preening.
Last night I shocked her pretty good.

I even tried to touch her cage before I picked her up. I saw the electric spark between us. She just puffed up and looked at me so I think she's getting used to it. I also googled "Can birds die from static shock?" And found they can't.
So should I try the dryer sheets? Static guard? Just live with the static and become ocd about touching metal three times before we touch the bird? Somewhere, someone has used these products on their clothes, right?
My family: "Emmi" Green Cheek Conure (12/15/2012), One husband, two step kids, and one baby boy born in January 2015!