1. Missy defys the Laws of Physics – The first poop in the morning is about twice her weight….then 2 minutes later have another poop that is about ½ her body weight. She then does a lot of mini poops the rest of the day, which I assume is just to save up for the big one in the morning or for a SRLPT (Special Reserve Large Poop Target)
2. Missy’s favorite place to be on your shoulder.
3. Missy’s favorite thing to do when first on your shoulder is to make you a SRLPT (although she hasn’t pooped on me in the last couple days).
4. Missy doesn’t like me being in another room as her, so if I go jump on my computer for a few minutes I need to:
a. Lock Missy in her cage
b. Bring Missy with me but have her transform into a beaver and eat my desk and computer
c. Leave her on her cage where she will climb down and follow me on foot (she has all her feathers but doesn’t fly unless scared).
Proposed Solution: Buy Missy chew toys so that she gets her “chew on” with safe items other then my desk and computer; then bring her with me.
What Actually Happened: Although TVs, computers, mirrors, odd furniture, vacuum cleaners, etc are not really scary….toys made out of colored wood blocks are the scariest thing ever!!!!!! There is no way Missy is going to chew on them let alone even get near them. So I set them on the floor beside her cage so she could get used to them, only to find they are a great deterrent to her climbing down off her cage.
Final Compromise: She comes with me and turns shoe boxes into dust on my desk (BTW, anyone have any extra shoe boxes they don’t need?)
5. Missy knows I find her imitating my laugh hilarious, so she has trained me to laugh on que by imitating me first.
6. My dancing is scary to parrots as well as humans
7. Missy does not like fresh apples, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, or grapes
8. Missy is a junk food addict and loves tortilla chips, French fries, and anything in curry sauce!
9. Having a parrot cuddle up to you and lower its head for scratches is awesome!
Anyway, I am having a lot of fun playing with Missy and enjoy having her around!





