I've been Skittles mom for about three years now. I've finally learned that no matter how well I know his personality he will always be utterly unpredictable. From hormonal mood swings and biting, to his rapid change to being a total douche around people in our home that he doesn't know, it seems like some sort of new crazy thing changes about him every week.
One of his habits that he has is a desire to chew clothing beyond recognition. It started with just bras. So I stopped wearing them with him out. Then, he suddenly started chewing on my jeans, so I started wearing pajama pants whenever he was out. Now he likes to chew on pajama pants and I just let him go for it since it's not like I'll be wearing those outside of the house anyway. Within the last two days though, he has taken up a new interest in making swiss cheese out of my t-shirts I wear underneath my button-up "bird shirt". So far, he's only destroyed one shirt that I love and he's working on a thrift store t-shirt I wear in bed. It's just incredibly frustrating to have to come home and change into a completely different set of clothes just so I can have him out.
Gone are the days when I could just wear whatever shirt as long as I have my poop protection shirt over it. Now I have to buy some thrift store bird shirts to wear under my other bird shirt (he likes to cuddle inside the flaps of the button-down shirts and has a blast chewing on some of the buttons).
This is a little like a simultaneous blessing/curse because now that I know he likes to chew on certain types of cloth, I have a whole bunch of new DIY toy ideas for him. However, I still mourn for my Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla shirt. Hopefully they will be selling it at future anime conventions so I can get a new one and keep it safe from Skittles beak of death.
In the end though, I would gladly sacrifice a million more favorite t-shirts if it means I can keep that crazy bird. He's helped me get through so much in the past three years and a few hole-filled t-shirts won't keep me mad at him for long.
I'm under the impression he's just being a typical bird, but if anyone has any tips to share, I would hugely appreciate them.








