Michael Reynolds wrote:the one that got me the most is a chap came up to me and said "birds should be in cages and not out on the street" I just replied "So should a lot of humans"
Lol, best comeback ever that,
.On a more serious note, I took up an idea I posted earlier on this forum and grabbed my neighbour's pug, my sennies and have locked myself in a giant security safe, unfortunately I forgot to leave the house door open for the Asda deliverers to get in and stupidly didn't memorise the number code of my safe before I locked myself and the animals inside.
Five days after I locked us inside and our food levels have gone dangerously low, the birds still have plenty of water and seeds and the pug still has plenty of dog food but I'm running dangerously low on... How can I say it... CRISPS! -I also stored alot of frozen pizzas but without a freezer or oven they've all gone rotten.
It should be noted that no-one needs to worry though, I've phoned for a locksmith and we should all be out of here within a day or so. If people continue to think it is dangerous for me to walk around with my parrots, or for dogs to be left off the lead. Then I will happily oblige with another Howard Hughes-esque hiding scheme, this time, properly designed to last the rest of me and my sennie's lives... I'll tell you all how it works out.
But first of I'll tell you the actual idea, you see-
Huh? ...The light's just went out... Oh yeah, I couldn't re-fill the meter whilst in a giant safe...
Great(!) Just yet another reason to think these things through... Cain? Hide?! I can't see you in all this darkness... I'll have to point the laptop screen around to find you both, and... Yep! There you are! Brilliant! I guess all there is now is to just wait till tomorrow and everything will be-
Wait a minute! If I didn't get to pay my bills then wouldn't the electricity for the laptop get cut off too?
(Laptop screen beeps and flickers)
Oh for fu- !.
(Screen goes blank).
