Somebody was joking that the Rb was snarky, and it ticked me so much that I had to write this...
The Rickeybird raps... again!
I'm Rickey and I'm mobile, yo and people call me snarky.
I gett aroun all over town becuz I've got the car key.
I chase the henz but they don't run tooo fast becuz they want me.
And why they are resistin mee is totally beyond me.
Yo if they had some sense at all they'd alll be right up on me.
And rumors spread that I grab tails but no no no that's not me.
Except for that one time, hey, when securitee cams got me.
And those times when the nosy haters spied on me and caught me.
So if you are a hott henn and you wanna ride wit Rickey,
Just get your snark on, climb on in, an we will do da Kwik-E!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwik-E-Mart