I'm sure you experienced parotters recognize the upper mandible pin-point and the lower half-moon bruises...
My ol' man is active on a cycling site where they sometimes share photos of their injuries when they fall or whatever. "Road rash" is a popular theme. I used to think that was perverse, but now I understand the camaraderie involved in sharing our boo-boos.
We should have a gallery of our wounds (clearly proof of punishment for mistakes).
To wit... my already pathetic bicep with recent decorations.
What was my crime?
I changed the water at a different time of day...