Love it. I once knew an Amazon who sang "I left My Heart in Avalon" ( a hit from the 50s, I think... who knows how old that bird was/is?), but, yes, horrifically off-key and seemed to me to sound like a scratched record...
I LEFT MY
I
I LEFT MY HEART IN
I LEFT
I LEFT
I LEFT MY HEASFT IN AVALONNNN!
(REPEAT X 10)
Meanwhile, Poetry Hour...
ODE TO GREEN CHILES!
O dear green chiles, my saviours so true -
I have no control 'o'er the R-bird 'cept you -
His love for you is much more than for me -
You lure him back into his cage - BITE-FREE!
Your succulent fire-seeded magical heat!
Enchants him! Rickeybird's in the cage. Sweet!
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