so funny have to share

[alienlady]

A delivery man came to my door and he saw Liseth sat on an internal door. She was looking him upand down when he said "what a beautiful bird , would you like to live with me ?". Liseth glared and machine gunned him !

[Bird woman]

That's halious, my husband has an African grey that shoots me with her pretend gun too. Watch those delivery guys, there's one that has made several deliverys here that really spends a lot of extra time out front when the birds are in the avairy. There always locked and on close circuit T.V. When I'm not out front. B.W. I would pity the poor soul that tried to snatch one of my fids,

[ParrotsForLife]

That's halious, my husband has an African grey that shoots me with her pretend gun too. Watch those delivery guys, there's one that has made several deliverys here that really spends a lot of extra time out front when the birds are in the avairy. There always locked and on close circuit T.V. When I'm not out front. B.W. I would pity the poor soul that tried to snatch one of my fids,

When I was in the garden with the birds one day someone actually told me if I left them unattended they would steal him :O

[liz]

Mine have bonded with every human in the house. Their different personalities put us in order of importance. Rainbow calls me Momma but uses the names of the others to call them. He says Betty when he wants my aunt. If she does not answer he will yell "AUNT BETTY".

Myrtle has and probably will always call me "Ma". I am her number one with Aunt Betty after me even though she pulls tricks on Aunt Betty to make her yell. She loved my son at first sight. He is the only one who can actually take her off my shoulder. She treats my daughter likIe a step child. If I leave for a week she will look for me. That is the only time Myrtle will go to Rachel.

It is like we have friends but also have BFFs.

[alienlady]

I was amused because she had never done that before and her timing seemed so funny.

[Pajarita]

Her timing was perfect! That should tell him how she feels about his offer