Before anyone asks, no she didn't fall in, the thing was closed. I take Gal in the bathroom with me when I shower, and she was hanging out on the shower rod chirping away and very suddenly decided she wanted down... So she did a goofy half-flutter and landed right on the toilet lid. I went to her tried to get her to step up and she kept running away, and started biting the toilet-lid and making those raaaack raaaack noises that mean she is PISSED. I waited a minute, thinking the fluttering scared her, and tried again. Same thing. I finally was able to get her off of the dang toilet, but then she hopped over to the sink and started attacking THAT. When I tried getting her to step up again, she ran off and attacked the faucet, too. Sigh.
What...the...heck? I think Galileo is crazy.