Logan has never destroyed anything but his toys, and that can sometimes take months. Conrad, on the other hand, regularly destroys paper in all forms: (sheets, books, notebooks, receipts, etc). He loves to chew off the rubber padding on my pens. The thing he destroyed that probably pissed me off the most was the rubber on my computer mouse wheel. He tore it off in chucks when I left a friend to look after him for the weekend. He's also taken some big gashes out of the threshold above my bathroom door. I'm not sure what I'm going to do about that once I leave this apartment.
Parrot=flying five-year-old with swiss army knife attached to face.
But I can't seem to stop loving him.