Good reading this thread !
Darcy picks the keys off the keyboard if I forget to close it, even just to leave for a minute. She also insists on landing ontop of my head, her little nails hurt.
Crayola picks holes in my clothes so I have a bunch of 'home clothes' some of which look almost like lace now

she also pecks my lips when she wants something.
Kiwi will fly into my cupboards as soon as I open a door and hide at the back so I have to take things out to reach him and sometimes get the step stool when he is in the upper ones. He also pokes holes in bread, and knocks things off the counter and tables
I agree all these are just what is to be expected.
Pajarita's house sounds like fun
