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Top Ten Bird Rules

Postby Kathleen » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:11 pm

Here's a funny list of the "Top Ten Bird Rules" I found. Enjoy! :P

Top Ten Bird Rules
1. If you like it, it's mine.
2. If I can reach it, it's mine.
3. If it's in my beak, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
7. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
9. If I saw it first, it's mine.
10. If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

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Re: Top Ten Bird Rules

Postby Michael » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:38 pm

That one really made me laugh :lol:
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Re: Top Ten Bird Rules

Postby MandyG » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:39 am

:lol: this is so true!
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Re: Top Ten Bird Rules

Postby Natacha » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:01 am

Very funny :lol:

However...where #3 is concerned, with Joey, whether it fits in his beak or not, it's his ;)
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