We are all getting older, my friend! My husband says that my percentage of been right has gone down from 99 to 95 because I now tend to forget things so we might now need an encyclopedia after all! This is in reference to a private joke we've had since we were married... he keeps a little sign on his desk that is supposed to be a CL ad:
"Complete set of encyclopedia for sale.
No longer need it.
My wife knows EVERYTHING!"