My cockatiel proved today that he is an idiot. I opened his cage to let him out, and all of the sudden he flies off, smacks into a wall, lands in my daughter's bed, and as soon as he rights himself he starts fluffing and grooming himself. I picked him up and inspected him for injury, finding none but I will keep my eye on him today just to be sure. He is very new to this flying business, and it shows.
*face-palm* My goofy little guy...