by Michael » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:03 am
I've been taking Kili outside (mostly to a nearby playground/park) on her harness a lot last week (videos to come, been backed up on editing them). Every so often people will make comments or ask questions and I'm getting irritated that it's always the same question. In order of how often it's asked, here are the 3 most common questions:
1) How much did it cost?
2) What kind of bird is it?
3) Does it talk?
I mean, really. Isn't it kind of ridiculous to ask a complete stranger in the street such a question? Normally people don't walk up to you and ask how much your watch cost or how much you paid for your haircut. Even people with dogs don't seem to have to field that question all the time. Look, if I am having a conversation with someone who is interested in the parrot and eventually wants to know what they cost is one thing, but I pretty much have to deal with that as an up front question all the time and it's kind of bothering me that people see it so much more as an object than a pet. I mean, the price was a concern to me when I was "shopping" for a bird but from the moment I got her I completely forgot about it and didn't think about it. I just kept the receipt with her price on it as a joke but otherwise the price is the last thing I think about. It just bothers me that of all the things these onlookers could ask, this is what they always want to know.
It feels awkward for a few reasons besides those I've mentioned. First off I don't know if the actual price comes off sounding really expensive or really cheap. I don't know if people think, "wow what an idiot to waste so much money on just a bird" or "that sounds really cheap, maybe I should get one for the hell of it" or "sounds like he has a lot of money, let's rob him." I couldn't possibly expect someone to understand how money has really little to do with the whole relationship and that earning a parrot's trust/companionship is something money could never buy. I feel like money is just the means to acquire the parrot but beyond that it's all about time, commitment, responsibility, etc and money doesn't have anything to do with it (except the upkeep). So with the constant questions related to the monetary price of the parrot, I always feel like the life and will of the parrot are under appreciated.
The tough thing is when people ask a very specific answer like "how much did you pay for the bird?" There's really no way to give a wishy washy answer like saying priceless in response to "what is the bird worth?" or "how much is that bird?" I could spend hours talking about operant conditioning, parrot training, parrot nutrition, parrot flight, etc and of all the things they can ask me, they just want to know how much I paid for her. It's depressing. I don't mind answering questions and sparking interest in parrots but this one really takes the conversation nowhere.
Another thing I don't like is undisciplined kids with no manners. They run over and start poking shouting "parrot! parrot! look a parrot!" I like the kids that calmly walk over, ask questions, ask if it's ok to pet her, etc. Then the bird can get used to them and I can control the situation to make it fun/safe for the bird and the kids. But other people's kids, jeeze, I just want to slap them. And it has nothing to do with their ages, I think everything has to do with how their parents bring them up. I've had kids aged 3-15 come over and watch from a distance and perhaps ask to come closer or hold her and it worked great. That works out great. The kids learn a little about parrots, Kili gets socialized and everyone is happy. These other kids just feel like they can touch/grab anything they see. At one point I was wondering why Kili is on a leash and not the kids!
But even the kids ask how much the parrot costs and I'm sure to kids $600 sounds like a lot of money. I don't think the kids need to be so concerned with those kinds of things.
Now I'm planning on getting a $2,000 UnCape Parrot. Then what am I going to say when I get bugged with the same question!?