I'm a rocket scientist.
I'm a staff astronomer at Caltech and I work with JPL quite a bit. Mostly I'm a manager of other scientists and developers working on space-based and ground-based astronomy science operations. My biggest claim to fame was being Operations Scientist for the Spitzer Space Telescope during its prime mission and I'm now working on SIM Lite (Space Intereferometry Mission), LSST (Large Scale Synoptic Survey Telescope) and KOA (Keck Observatory Archive). I haven't done any actual research in ages. So technically I'm a failed academic.
I hope to bring Scooter in to work with me occasionally. One of my bosses brings his dog in, so there is a precedent and people are pretty mellow about that sort of thing. However, I also occasionally work at home, and he's clever enough to have figured out how to be a major distraction during a telecon.
In my copious spare time, I have a small very part time jewelry business (
http://www.jewelrybydeborah.com). Mostly equestrian themed, but I'm thinking now in terms of parrot jewelry. If I can get a good mold from one of Scooter's molted feathers, I want to try making a silver feather using metal clay and then string it with handmade polymer clay beads in the colors of his plumage. I don't want to turn this into an ad, but I wonder if anyone else would want something like that.